Yanni Boxing Music and Experiencing Love with Colombian Men

Yanni, Mediterranean hearthrob and new-age idol.

Yanni, Mediterranean hearthrob and new-age idol.

This search term entry will be the first in a three-part series, this one focusing on some of the stranger terms that have led lucky viewers to my blog over the last couple of months. 

1.) Nomad gentrification: I don’t really know what this is about. Does this mean that the nomads of the world are uniting and increasing the cost of living in cities around the world? Doubtful. as I have a feeling that nomads are not a particularly wealthy crowd.I also have a feeling they are not a particularly desirable crowd. 

2.) Yanni boxing music: I’ve posted a Yanni song below so that those of you unfamiliar with Greece’s most famous follicle-y blessed new-age conductor can get a feel for his music. What you will notice is that Yanni’s really isn’t the kind of music one would box to, unless one likes to engage in very slow, happy, interpretive, life-affirming boxing. I know I’ve personally done some interpretive dancing to Yanni when no one’s around, but boxing? Never. Yanni is the stuff of figure-skaters and gymnasts so I don’t really know what this person was expecting to find. 

3.) Girl thong magical forest, booty talk 2013, chubby thong chick, chubby Asian girl in thong, man in thong blog. This specific subset of searchers will likely find themselves seriously disappointed when they find out my blog is not that kind of blog. This is not a mythical-nature porn blog, nor is it a place where one can find chubby girls of any race in thongs. Although I did once post a picture of a man in a thong it was more of a one-time thing rather than a trend. As for booty talk, I have no idea what that means, and I definitely wasn’t aware booty talk 2013 was any different from booty talk 2012 or 2014. 

4.) What does Mamasota mean in Colombia? I always took this to mean a mamita or mami supersized. Or maybe it’s an exceptionally attractive woman. After three years of being referred to as Mamasota by Bogotá construction workers from Calle 1 to Calle 200, I like to tell myself it’s the latter. No one wants to be called supersized all day long. Even if it’s the truth. 

5.) Experience love with Colombian men. I don’t know if this is a personal ad by a Colombian man offering his services or if this searcher is simply researching what’s it’s like to be in a relationship with a Colombian man. Or maybe this person wants to know where they can experience love with Colombian men? If that’s the question, the answer is Colombia. Or Miami. Or Queens. Or even New Jersey. 



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