Random observations, sights, photos and more.

Boobie Look Warm

Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of junk mail. And a lot of spam comments on my blog. The basic consensus of these comments/emails is that I’m getting old and wrinkled and need a booby lifting bra. This morning I… Read More ›

High Angles, Please

If you are carrying around a few extra pounds and want a flattering picture of yourself, I recommend asking a girlfriend to do you the favor. Girls know all the right angles and poses. Guys? Not so much. Sure a… Read More ›

Cooking Sucks

  I have a whole new respect for cooks and fast food workers. This past weekend I had not one but two BBQs and decided to make cheesy arepas, which are basically cornmeal stuffed with cheese then fried. I think… Read More ›

Old, Long-haired Irish Guy

I was really hoping to start blogging more consistently this summer, but very important things got in the way this week. For example, I discovered aging and wig apps on my iphone, which means I’ve been aging/wigging everyone I know…. Read More ›

West Virginia

When you live in a place like the D.C area, you sometimes forget that the vast majority of the country feels very different. In some ways, D.C is a bubble: Relatively wealthy, highly educated, opportunities for most (arguably), culture, sophistication,… Read More ›


Undeniable proof that spring is right around the corner. I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy/excited about spring. Or so sure I’m living as far north as I ever want to live.

Stepping Stones

My sister’s getting married in October and on Saturday we visited a nearby bridal shop to watch her try on dresses. It’s actually more fun than I thought, watching a would-be bride try on dresses ranging from over-the-top cupcake-like monstrosities… Read More ›